As one moves into an apartment with a girlfriend, some funny conversations starts to occur...
For instance, my girlfriend speaks French, German, English and Danish, so I wanted to "brag" about, how many languages I spoke and replied: PHP, T-SQL, Java, C++, C# and so on.

Weird reply
What I didn't expect from the above conversation was, what she told me: ".. but those languages are dead!". And I replied: "What?"
She told me those languages are not spoken by anybody, which makes it a dead language.
I quickly replied: "I talk C# with my friend Niels all the time...".

My lesson
C# and other languages are not dead! Stand up and fight :o) !
(Don't think I won the argument, but what the hell.. It was fun!)